Get Your Copy Today: It Won't Be The End Of The World For Crying Out Loud

Since the publishing industry has bugged my house and straight up puts poison in my food on a DAILY basis, I thought I might give self-publishing a shot instead with a website known nationwide for their strict policy of keeping bugs out of houses and poison out of snacks, createspace.com.

These six stories are all about having fun on the beach/being scared in the ocean, and they can be yours or your Christmas-friend's for 12 bucks, which for you brainiacs is two dollars a story, or .022306491 cents a word.

Not so fast