You pick up the bottle, and a genie named Ernie comes out.
"Holy Macaroni," you say.
"My Name is Ernie, the Genie in the bottle. I am here to protect you. The doors are electronic, and you will go to heaven if you touch them."
"Ernie," you say, taking off your glasses and giving him a 'Get real' sort of eye, "How can I go to Heaven? For truly, this dungeon is Hell."
"Maybe with that attitude, clown," Ernie chuckles, a wry smile slipping onto his weird misty lips. "Take this magic talisman. It's a door remover."
The talisman is a large golden wasp with eerie wavy lights thereon. It is cold to the touch. Too cold.