It's that time of year again! I would like to announce the winner of the First Annual Doofie Award Contest Type Event!

But first, let's take a look at what our winner will recieve:

A Beautiful Doofie award includes a sterling silver bust of the late, great Johnson Mudde, whose hand was exhumed to sign his own name below in the beautiful Lucida Blackletter font. Two black candles stand guard above it, candles that the winner by contract must burn. Each represents the two halves of a great man's life: the half that takes place while he is alive to do his great deeds, and the half that takes place after his death, when everyone talks about him like the way they do.

And for the losers, a plastic "negative" version of the Doofie, more of a vile parody than a consolation prize:

And the winner is...

YOU!!!!!!!