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So basically the people at drunk-guy.com basically begged me to enter into their web ring.

Here's what I got in my email mailbox:

To: RugTimXII@comcast.net
Subject: Re: Fame
Date: Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:02 AM

Dearest daily doofus,

I checked up on your website and see you are still at it. Drunk guy is down right now but when I get it live again I will siphon a link your way old chum. I have been working on a video version of it, and while you never know how much attention these things will get if it gets a decent amount some might spill over to you.

Cheers!

Then obviously I thought, "Do I really need more traffic, or do I need less traffic? I guess there's only one way to find out." So I said

To: jessedictor@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Fame
Date: Mon, 15 Feb 2012 9:01 PM

Dear Doctor Dictor,

You must have earned a PhD on account of how smart your recent decision is re Daily Doofus. May traffic flow through our web-ring like so many raging rivers of spillover.

Best of luck in enlivening www.drunk-guy.com, and may all your drinks include alcohol,

Peter S.

So this drunk guy basically made sense after eighteen months, which is basically zero time as far as this cat's concerned.

Expect to wait longer due to extreme traffic