And speaking of music and so on, I'm making the executive decision to publish the lyrics to James Fecundler & The Army Bundlers' as of yet live-only tune 'The Great Gray Hag.'
She merely cackles at my plea!
The Great Gray Hag is stealing me!
Where take you me, O hairy Hag?
To what cave do you my body drag?
I hear nothing but your bark
As you eat me in the dark!
('The dark' is repeated as often as needed to cause the majority of the audience to bolt from the venue in terror)