This site gets so little traffic, it is losing hits.
At the bottom of the front page, I have a green-and-black hit counter. A couple days ago it said "1930." Today it's "1912."
If I make it to two thousand hits I get a half-price hoagy from Hoagy House. Where did my hits go? I was so close I could taste it.
I didn't know this sort of thing happens until recently, but you heard it from here first: visits to your site can eventually be taken back.
I feel so upset that I'm going to take a vacation to the Arizona Grand Canyon. If I don't enjoy myself while I'm there, I'll just go back to sitting here right now.
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