The last time I missed a month was January 2010, and that was the last time, too. I realized that I'm running out of time and that if I don't hurry up March 2013 will be the second blemish on this website.
It's almost like a game of Pong that ends in a stalemate:
If you haven't bought my book, you still have time to write a review based on extra-textual information, such as this site. Below are some templates to get you started. Feel free to give the book five stars:
"A genuine hoot." – Stephen Speilburg
"Each one of the six stories was better than the one that preceded it and the first story was better than the sixth one." – @OfficialOliveGarden
"Don't worry about kid-friendly --- free downlo@d with your reciept" – Clubfoot S. Playhouse < uFF4E37@faceboo.com >
"Your standard point-nine incher, good price for wood-glue quality binding, acid-free paper. All around good-ish four-leg stool straightener." - doritosflavorblast.com
These are just brainstorms, though.