Sea People Come Over For Christmas

Hopefully you all know The Beach Boys' classic 1955 holiday classic, "Little Saint Nick," but in case you've been starved thus far, here are the lyrics, and a midi of the tune so you can sing along at home!


"Little Saint Nick," by the Beach Boys
© 1969 William C. Wilson

Oooooooo
Let's all go to Christmas
Christmas goose fell on the floor
Oooooooo oooooooo

If you eat the mistletoe then the air gets cold
There's a tail sticking out from under my bed
And it's not my little cat's because it has no hair
And it comes ev'ry December on the night of my crime

It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick
It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick

He operates a foie-gras based hound dog house
Sleeps on an applebed in the haunted house
And his wife is almost seventeen decades young
And she has a bald spot where her head got stung

It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick
It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick

Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer
Whoaa
Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer

He don't miss no one

Doesn't have a nose and his pupils are slits
And he has a black beard made of buzzing flies
He shaves every day with vinegar cream
And the flies always drown in the cloudy juice

It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little black beard
It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
I'll just have a Christmas
Christmas goose fell on the floor

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
Let's all meet in Christmas
Christmas goose fell on the floor

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
What the fuck is Christmas
Christmas goose fell on the floor