It occurred to me that if nobody read this website I would write worse garbage. There is an exit or two on this information superhighway where I wrote things so bad I didn't attach my name to them. The point is it is you reading this right now that forces me to write as well as I can, which is this well. In the Summer of 2009 when I embarked on this journey I started writing a post called "I should choose the supreme court." It was never finished because it wasn't up to snuff, and instead I offered such timeless classics as "Writing Is Fun," "Months Rock," and "I Am An Arp." Dailydoofus.com gets about an average of maybe six hits a day. If it got zero, it would be worse, so thank you for making me actually think about what I'm writing instead of just [FINISH LATER]
Now that I've buttered you up, I was just wondering if you'd be interested in voting my novel Hen Of The Woods into publication stardom. The publisher is called "Sw♥♥n Reads," and they want to do teen romance, and I understand that they pick by having people vote upon the novels. Hen Of The Woods is sort of a teen romance I guess, but it's mainly about a nineteen-year-old and a twenty-year-old who flee a plague of skin eruptions and then get lost in the wilderness where they are ensnared by the Billy Witch.
I just want my lifelong dream of being published by an imprint whose name has hearts for O's to blossom like the love-flower of youth. You can read it if you wish, but if you like reading fiction on paper rather than a computer screen like me, you're better off just giving it five stars and waiting for Sw♥♥n Reads to publish the heck out of the book. Make sure to figure out what the "Swoon Index" means because I couldn't! Comments are welcome too, especially if you curse and misspell as unto the teenage style.