Your Relaxation Tape

Perhaps you need to spend a moment on a serene planet, in which case today's your lucky day on account of that's where my new bandcamp band Your Relaxation Tape comes in.

The band triples as an album AND a song. Before you click on anything you see, I want to make sure you know that just because it costs 23 pounds doesn't mean you actually spend anything but angst! Nor do I know anything about how much that actually is in Mickey Mouse money!!! I'd also like to make sure you know beforehand that if you haven't heard me speak this tape will change that, which may feel to you like how you feel when you finally see a picture of a radio personality whose voice you are intimately familiar with, only less shocking because who cares.

"Beam Me On Up!"