This link will take you to Amazin'.com webpage for "Pump Retrospective: 2049 – 2053," an i-book that I just self-published. It's a devastatingly engrossing series of essays that a fictional art historian compiled about a Manitoban performance art movement called "Pump." If you want you can buy it for $2.99. If you don't want to buy it, I highly recommend that you pretend you read it and give it silly / glowing reviews.
I assume you have a lot of kindles to read my story with. I don't have one, but I already know what it's about / what happens in the end. If you don't have one I think you can still read it. I'm very interested in using your money to buy unnecessary luxuries and yachts and shit.
Daily Doofus now only $9,999.99