There Are Going To Be A Few Changes Around Here
Now that I have your attention, I'm happy to say that it's my honor to introduce a huge number of confusing changes to daily doofusA.com
- Major Changes
- Dailydoofus.com is committed to bringing you quality content on a weeklyish basis. It is because of this that 'the team' as we like to call ourselves, mandate that you refer to us as 'the team' as well.
- The NSA will be notified of scofflaws.
- Users will be tracked.
- Tracking will take place via external webcam-utilization (we use the webcam on your computerB to 'check in' now and again)
- Tracking will also take place by email interception, to hand tailor our advertisements for your needs.
- If you're not doing anything wrong, what are you so concerned about?
- Don't worry! Dailydoofus.com will still be your source for the best content, humor, and views, as it always has been.
- OtherC Changes
"My dreams have been both weird and bizarre." - Stephen Slevin.
- More live-buffering video content.
- Faster ads to help you shop.
- More email streams and personalized service.
- More, well-- more you!
- Privacy is our number #1 one priority.
- Updates on website will offer Wal-Mart coupons, Exxon-Mobil gift cards, and Bank Of America mortgages.
- Offer ending soon.