Free Peter Schranz Stories

For the sake of transparency or something, I'm going to put a ton of stories and stuff that I wrote as a teenager up on the web. I have a few reasons for this:

After reading a couple of these, I find their quality so poor that it would be sinfully proud of me not to make as public as possible the lowest I can go.

Another reason is that, since I was a teenager when I wrote these, no one can say they sucked because I am fundamentally a garbage writer who should stick to hocking pizza. No no, the reason the stories suck is I was a teenager when I wrote them. We all wrote trash when we were teenagers.

Also, where are these stories going? If I have trouble getting magazines to touch the stories I've written now, even with gloves on, then the stories I wrote as a teenager, well! Then the audience of dailydoofus.com (that is, the two of us) offer about as many eyeballs as those stories are going to get. To put it another way, these stories, if not properly webbed, could easily be wiped from human memory (for better or worse).

Here is the list of them, along with their dates, my age when I wrote them, and maybe their word count! Many are justifiably unfinished. Keep in mind, please, that these are all totally unrepresentative of my current prowess at writing fiction.

Srachay, age 13, December 2002, 769 words

Weird Stories, age 13, April 2003, 4,449 words

Odd Circumstances, age 15, March 2005, 445 words

Stale Air, age 15, April 2005, 1,251 words

Dead Ship, age 16, July 2005, 1,979 words

Mushroom, age 16, August 2005, 13,100 words

Leg, age 16, November 2005, 1,819 words

Tuesday, age 16, November 2005, 849 words

Nails, age 16, November 2005, 362 words

Tape Recorder, age 16, January 2006, 1,044 words

Art Contest, age 16, March 2006, 2,465 words

Carl, age 16, April 2006, 793 words

The Family Bitter, age 16, April 2006, 369 words

Hangman, age 16, April 2006, 1,265 words

Futile Reason, age 16, May 2006, 709 words

The Best For The Most, age 16, May 2006, 3,741 words

Yet To Come, age 16, June 2006, 38,754 words

Bar, age 17, July 2006, 3,369 words

Celac, age 17, August 2006, 373 words

Fire, age 17, August 2006, 1,458 words

Patient #14, age 17, August 2006, 248 words

Darknstormy, age 17, October 2006, 416 words

The Night Mother, age 17, October 2006, 3,500 words

Critical Analysis of The Spoilsbury Toast Boy, age 17, October 2006, 2,400 words

Door, age 17, November 2006, 3,158 words

Jason Woke Up, age 17, November 2006, 2,469 words

Son Of The Morning, age 17, April 2007, 3,653 words

Chicken Hearts, age 17, June 2007, 1,755 words

Vampire Jongoid, age 18, September 2007, 8,244 words

Nudd And Lludd, age 18, September 2007, 535 words

Bacteria, age 18, May 2008, 209 words

Small Samuel, age 18, April 2008, 1,384 words

Sentence Stories, age 18, May 2008, 4,271 words

Klownzzz, age 18, June 2008, 753 words

Vampire Jongoid 3, Age 18, June 2008, 199 words

Bugs, age 19, July 2008, 4,600 words

Vampire Jongoid 2, Age 19, August 2008, 8,855 words

Galaxy, age 19, October 2008, 510 words

Agnes, age 19, November 2008, 1,130 words



Please, no more.