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<h1><center>Goodbye, "States"</center></h1>
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<p>Today, the twentieth of December, in the year two-thousand ten of our Lord Jesus Christ, has seen the Daily Doofus's six-hundredth visitor since I started counting in October. Unfortunately, because of this influx of new broadband connection streams, the Daily Doofus team had to move up headquarters overseas, in the <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyzyl_Kum>Kyzyl Kum desert</a>. It was a great time, over there in the "states," but now we've built the factory back up from scratch near the town of Dzhangeldy, as you see here pictured:
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<p>So as they say in Uzbek, the language this site will henceforth be written in:

<a href=index.html>Свещта, тя умира!</a>
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